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Life is Short with Justin Long

Life is Short(er): Cats and Dogs, Cubicle Life, and Heartbreak 🥒

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Justin and Christian talk about eating strange vegetables in public, what feral and domestic animals would say to humans, and yet again they discuss just how out of touch they are with what’s cool these days. Then they answer a listener about how to simplify your life as a young adult, and they tackle a Would You Rather. Finally, they offer advice to a listener going through a tough break up.

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0:00.0

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0:13.8

Is this with this be a nice way to start?

0:17.7

You know, I don't really hear you do it. I just see your

0:21.8

Going up and down. What are jowls are down here? I jowls are below your mouth, I think we drink

0:28.6

Like old judges

0:30.6

Or like here we hear me like droopy dog

0:34.5

Like the droopy they're drooping jowls right that's what the droopy is referring to like Kate's dog happy has those like

0:40.9

Those jowls, but what are jowls cheeks? I think jowls are lower

0:45.5

Sheeks they're like cheeks that aren't they the ones that come below your your mouth like they're kind of hang below

0:51.4

I don't know we should learn this we're gonna have them soon

0:54.6

Hopefully I hope we live long enough to to jowl age

0:59.1

Speak has to get jowls. I think our fan I think our family the men and our family have very pronounced jowls

1:06.5

Unfortunately some people never have jowls like Paul Newman never had jowls not pronounced jawlines pronounced

1:13.1

Jowls. Yeah, unfortunately a key difference

1:17.2

Chris and my friend on the show I'm doing the made the wonderful makeup artist

1:21.8

She was just nominated for some awards, which was exciting. We trade information about she tells me about pop culture about hip hop

1:28.7

She tells me about Drake who Drake's feuding with and how he used to feud with meek Mills and Chris Brown and now they're cool

1:35.3

And I I told her about Paul Newman and the Beatles

1:39.1

It makes me feel older than I am because I think my tastes skew a little even older like you know

1:44.4

I love stuff in the 60s and she's curious so she said well what Paul Newman? What should I watch? I say cool and Luke

1:50.9

Yeah, cool or the stay yeah by the sting or which Cassidy in the Sundance game. Mm-hmm. There's a bunch

1:56.5

I want to talk though a little bit about she and some of the younger cast have been telling me some new trends and some new slang and

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