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Life is Short with Justin Long

Life Is Short(er): Caroling Fail, Podcast Dreams, and Thespian Humor🦶

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

The guys reminisce about their favorite Christmastime memories, and Christian laments how his memories of caroling at the local library just isn’t the same as it used to be. Then, a listener named Noelle tells us how she fell asleep listening to the pod and had a full on dream about us, and she offers a pedicure-related Would You Rather. Finally, a 25-year-old listener named Alba calls in to say she’s able to relate to us despite her younger age, and she says her husband doesn’t find the show as funny as she does (maybe because of all the nerdy thespian humor).

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0:00.0

I just got a flaffle and when I was waiting for it the woman

0:08.0

I just got a falafel and when I was waiting for it the woman said everyone back here is wondering what actor you look like. Of course I know they're thinking you. And she said, who do you get a lot? Who do you, like what actors do you get? And I said, mostly Brad Pitt, and she goes, no, oh no. And she looked like grossed out by the suggestion. Yeah, no, oh, that's having to you happen when you do the

0:36.4

Brad Pitt line you have to be prepared for that to backfire. I should have done

0:40.8

the opposite. Denzo Washington I do Denzo Washington. That's just silly. I should have done the opposite. Denzo Washington, I do Denzo Washington.

0:43.3

That's just silly.

0:44.2

I should have done Wallace Sean or something.

0:46.6

No, because then it's, I mean,

0:48.8

I think it's too obscure.

0:49.8

You have to do somebody that's like.

0:51.6

Well, name a really, this this is tricky name a really famous

0:55.4

actor like a really known actor by name who is not extremely handsome it's there's not

1:02.0

Paul Giamotti.

1:04.0

I don't think, I mean, I, a lot of people know Paul Chiamotti, obviously, but some random lady working in the

1:09.0

Flauful store, I don't know.

1:10.8

I'm not convinced of that.

1:12.1

More than Wallace Sean, I'd say maybe probably you're right but yeah you're right that's hard to do somebody who's not and

1:20.4

Maybe that's why you know who with you. You know who you can say Woody Allen.

1:25.0

Oh, right, but then it's like people don't want to be thinking about Woody Allen maybe.

1:30.0

Anywho?

1:32.0

Anywho, what about the rock? You could say the rock. But that is

1:36.6

that's comical how someone who is either a dis-sims my size, then there's not even a potential for seriousness but if I but if I say

1:46.5

Brad Pitt I know but I thought that's why you but you know we're both probably

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