Life Is Short(er): Bad Haircut, Speeding Ticket and Football Swifties 🚌
Life is Short with Justin Long
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4.8 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 October 2023
⏱️ 55 minutes
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The guys discuss the initially terrible haircut Justin was shamed into getting, and Christian fills us in on his eventful weekend in Marfa, Texas, including getting a speeding ticket and rejecting the deputy’s small-talk advances. Then we read a letter from another listener named Fran, who laments losing Aaron Rodgers from her beloved Green Bay Packers. Finally, a stoner listener named Justin calls in asking whether the guys would rather binge their favorite sugary cereal or another stoner food like pizza.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, prime members. You can listen to Life is Short. Add free on Amazon music. Download the app today. |
| 0:13.8 | So I see you got a haircut. Oh, you got a haircut. Your teen yourself up. Yeah. Oh, you look better. Did you get a haircut based on my shaming last time? |
| 0:21.5 | I think maybe I think partly. I'm not gonna give myself too much credit, but the timing is suspicious. |
| 0:28.1 | It was in my head. And as was the Alan Rickman character in Harry Potter, I got a cut at a local barber in Massachusetts and |
| 0:36.4 | Why sent you a photo of it? He just cut it straight across. I sent him a picture of George Harrison from the seven like mid seventies George Harrison |
| 0:44.8 | Maybe the coolest person I think ever whoever lived hubris comes into play thinking that I I could look anything like that or have anything to do with that era George |
| 0:53.9 | Harrison. He cut it straight across and I ended up looking like I sent you that photo. I looked like one of the Simpsons bullies |
| 1:02.0 | Not that I'm Nelson or the one with the hat is that |
| 1:05.6 | We do the one with the like hair over to the side. I forget that guy's name. I know you're talking to and I just I don't think I knew his name |
| 1:13.3 | I just learned it anyway. I almost |
| 1:16.0 | Weighted to have a fixed so I could show you what it looked like in the back |
| 1:20.9 | There was just a like strands of hair that hadn't been cut |
| 1:24.9 | When I got out of the shower dried my hair |
| 1:26.6 | There was just strands in the back that came down. I mean, I looked like I did it myself |
| 1:30.0 | Why did you go to this particular barber that started with shame too funny enough |
| 1:35.4 | He would see me in we'd walk we'd love walking around this town. He would say |
| 1:40.5 | Hey, just long you need a haircut. That was like his thing when he first did it |
| 1:44.6 | I was kind of put off and I was like yeah, oh, okay, thanks. He's like no, no, I'm I'm god |
| 1:49.4 | It's incredible that that worked that business model was effective. That's shocking |
| 1:53.9 | I don't think he does it for everyone, but it'd be funny if he did |
| 1:56.5 | That's just his way of getting people in his store. Hey dude, you need a haircut, but he happened to know my name. It's called shame cuts shame cuts |
| 2:04.2 | So it worked and I got I so I went in and done, but then he cleaned it up |
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