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Life is Short with Justin Long

Life Is Short(er): Ashley Madison, Sink Bread, and Sibling Swap

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week on the show the guys discuss how they’re both unwilling to join Ashley Madison, and Justin tells us we should read up on American journalist Dorothy Thompson. Tara writes in with a food poisoning story that rivals Justin’s Mexico misadventure, and tops it off with a couple WYRs. Diamond calls in with a fun nature fact about Palau jellyfish and she asks which brother they’d switch places with.

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0:00.0

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Life Is Short, ad free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Justin just pulled into my driveway pretty aggressively and an old friend in a little blue

0:20.0

my little blueberry in a little smart car in a little blue

0:23.4

smart car blasting Taylor Swift for a fortnight baby I love that song and post Malone

0:32.0

I think sings on that song if I'm not mistaken I don't

0:35.2

know if they did that if that he's saying that originally when they first recorded if they did that in

0:38.7

post what

0:40.3

sorry that was so dumb I was like tongue tied. That's rare. So you drove in listening to

0:49.5

Fort night. I really love that song for a fortnight and and I do I do do more of it. That's all I know and I'm back in the smart car and so back getting looks from people and I'm not comfortable I'm driving in

1:05.7

anything but the slow lane and there's no real back to that car so when people are

1:10.4

like right behind you it looks like they're in the back seat it

1:13.8

looks like whoever's driving behind you if people can imagine a smart car it's like

1:18.0

it's kind of like it looks like a car that's just been like saw it in half

1:20.9

also the front is so small front small that when you're behind someone else, you feel like you're really

1:26.5

up their ass.

1:27.5

I stay away.

1:28.5

I drive really defensively in that car.

1:30.5

I've tried to, because you feel like you're exposed and you're in this little

1:32.9

it doesn't feel like it should be on a highway and so but I got here and in time to do this

1:39.6

which is exciting I want to talk a little bit about the thing I want to talk is we went to Vermont this weekend and or the last weekend and the trees right now. I had never I've always loved I feel like spring doesn't get enough credit for how beautiful the foliage is in a different way. It's all new. So it's that like new shade of green, you know, it's like, it's different shades of lighter greens it's and delicate leaves it's I just love it you

2:06.2

don't think spring foliage gets enough credit I don't think so I think it gets way

2:09.8

overshadowed by it's a pun intended it its older brother my brother older sibling I would like to briefly touch on something I watched last night I want to talk to you about it and

2:22.3

Game of Thrones is pretty good timing that you took a big loud I wanted to talk to you about it and game at

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