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The Once And Future Nerd

Life In A Corner, Pt. 1

The Once And Future Nerd

Glass & Madera

Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Drama

4.8768 Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2013

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

After a brief encounter with some of Armstrungard’s law enforcement community, our party of seven departs the city in a hurry. Their search for a locale in which to…let us say, “sequester themselves,” as the reverberations of Chapter 1’s events quiet down, brings them to the doorstep of an old acquaintance of Brennen’s.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The Once and Future Nerd.

0:12.6

Book 1, Princes of Jordan.

0:15.7

Chapter 2, Life in a Corner Episode 1

0:30.6

Erona Regan had just had five men she didn't know tried to kill her and survived with the help of one man, one elf, one woman, and three children whom she also did not know.

0:47.3

Also some flaming brandy. Sadly, this was not nearly as surprising to her as the news her new acquaintances brought.

0:57.0

I'm a fucking princess?

1:00.0

More than a princess. Soul heir to the high throne.

1:04.0

And this is the first time anyone thought to let me know.

1:07.0

Don't play the child. You understand legitimacy.

1:10.0

Yeah, it means I grew up hungry just because someone didn't want to admit to his friends where he'd been sticking his royal cock.

1:15.6

Mind your filthy tongue.

1:16.6

Or what? I'm royalty, right?

1:19.6

Part of being royalty is acting as becomes your title.

1:23.6

Go fuck yourself, splinterpole.

1:25.6

Oh wait, that wasn't very ladylike.

1:28.3

Excuse me.

1:29.3

Hark! Verily, I hereby decree that you all shall fuck yourselves.

1:34.3

How's that?

1:35.3

You are certain, she's the one.

1:38.3

I'm gonna need that decree honored if you want me to believe this story you're telling.

1:43.3

I'm offering you a new life. You'll want for nothing?

1:47.0

Sorry, not buying it. Who says wherever you take me? Half the city God isn't waiting for me.

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