Hey, Rocketeers, it's your host, Greg Webb. Before we get started with our episode today, I wanted to take a second to introduce someone special. In today's story, we are going to have a guest host. Mr. Eric from the What If World podcast is going to be joining us to do one of the voices in today's story.

So Mr. Eric, why don't you introduce yourself?

Thanks, Greg.

I'm Mr. Eric, host of What If World, a show where kids ask what if questions,

and I spin them into off-the-cuff stories.

You can call in your very own what-if question

at 205-605-what, and you can check out What If World on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, SoundCloud, or the

kids listen app. And Greg, I just wanted to say I had so much fun playing the nose. You really know how to write a great character. Thanks for

having me. Thanks, Eric. If you guys haven't heard of this podcast, go check it out. It's hilarious. It's

fun. You'll love it. And now, back to our story. The Purple Rocket Podcast presents

life. Episode 12, The Bougar-Burgler.

Ah, finally, some peace and quiet, Miles said to himself, getting cozy in his hammock under the tree.

It took him ten YouTube videos to finally figure out how to set the thing up, which he now realized drooped way too much,

bending his body like a banana the second he dropped in.

Awesome, he thought. Now I'm going to have a hunchback. Miles had just finished his homework and was

looking forward to celebrating by diving into a good book. What about Arctic pirates battling penguins. A couple sentences into his

latest chapter, and he was completely sucked into the frozen pirate world. But a few paragraphs in,

right when he got to the part where the Emperor Penguin was about to defeat Captain Icebeard,

he felt it.

A sharp pressure building in his right nostril.

He reached up and pressed on the outside of his nose.

Ouch!

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