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SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Life Drawing Class

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.94.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2017

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes adult men and women back to Spontaneanation! This week, Pauls special guest is singer-songwriter Ted Leo! They chat about when was the last time Ted cried out of happiness, a story about a determined tortoise, and going from having a fear of animals as a kid to now living with a cat. Paul is then joined by Colleen Smith, Craig Cackowski, and Jordan Black, to improvise a story set in Life Drawing Class. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
If youd like to provide a location for the improv on a future episode, follow @Spontaneanation on Twitter so you won/t miss the prompt!
This episode is brought to you by Mack Weldon (www.mackweldon.com code: PFT), Dollar Shave Club (www.dollarshaveclub.com/PFT), Leesa.com (www.leesa.com code: PFT), and BullGoose Shaving (www.bullgooseshaving.com code: PFT).

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome. Welcome for me.

0:09.0

A real man.

0:12.0

I'm an adult man, welcome to you.

0:17.0

How do you like it? Being welcomed by an adult man what a burden it must be to have a voice like that

0:29.2

you know because you're you're there's got to be people who are scared of it people you can be scared of

0:45.3

anything do you know how many phobias there are a hundred yeah I counted them before I came here.

0:57.3

Does you know what my phobia is?

1:00.1

Not knowing the number of phobia is, 101!

1:06.3

Like the...

1:16.6

The idea that the president of the United States is scared of walking downstairs... That's a new one on me.

1:20.7

But started thinking about it.

1:24.6

So many things can go wrong.

1:29.8

I mean, I almost want to give it to him I mean

1:34.1

ramps great idea

1:37.6

they can't

1:40.0

they can't be applied to every situation though

1:42.9

escalators escalators

1:46.2

you know when an escalator is broken

1:50.0

and you have to walk up an escalator

1:51.5

and it's embarrassing how difficult it is

1:55.8

like you take the first couple

1:59.0

you're like what is there something wrong with me?

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