I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

Because with Paddy's Super Sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on.

Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.org. We were going to meet in Greece before breaking up. I'm still going and have a date. I haven't posted since. What is more impactful impactful stay silent on social media or repost a story for my date posts in Greece well I it

she's gone so who fucking cares so if you want to post that go ahead and post it

because nothing has a better effect or a more dramatic effect on a woman who ditched you or blew you off or chose another guy over you than seeing you with somebody younger and hotter and you're happier with them.

Complete attitude shift.

And I wouldn't be posting it to try to get her back.

I'd be posting it because you want to post it.

And who cares what she thinks about it?

She had her chance.

So hopefully your date goes, went well.

Yeah, last 1000.

Socialism is a gospel of envy, Winston Churchill.

It absolutely is.

Because it's much easier to be envious of other people and go, hey, that guy over there is

the reason why I don't have the things I want.

It's hard to be successful.

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