I'm Strong and Getty, and now he is Armstrong and Getty.

First of all, I would like to say that we are being forced to work in inhumane conditions.

It is about 15 degrees in this studio and real human being who's not a coal miner in the 1800s should have to go to work and put up with this.

Good Lord, I'm frightened for my life.

Live from Studio C, C-O-L-D-C-N-R, a dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound hair, buddy.

Middle of the week, we're under the tutelage of our general manager, the Supreme Court of the United States.

Are we about to unplug the internet?

Unplugged, that'd be awesome. Just pull unplugged, it's over.

We have ruled against the internet.

I'm nothing. It's like the dinosaurs that something you read about in history books. It just doesn't exist anymore.

Exactly. That was crazy, wasn't it? We'll all wake up and say the next day, that wasn't that something, the whole internet thing anyway.

Does he remember how to book a flight? What are you doing today? I'm going to go to the parking.

Look at the birds flying around and enjoy the sunshine.

Yeah, you have to tell us about the Supreme Court thing on the internet that sounds fantastic.

That was completely overrated and dishonest, by the way, my promo.

Oh, not to be taken seriously. I expect more from you.

Have you been following this religious revival in Central Kentucky? Are you familiar with this story?

I'm not in the least, no. Well, that's interesting on its own.

If 50,000 woke divests were gathered at some university for a week, 50,000, refusing to leave for a week, a college campus, to protest, let's say, inequality.

For instance, for instance, it would be a national sensation.

You wouldn't be able to get away from the coverage. It'd be full time. All three major networks would have somebody there every single evening news.

Blah, blah, blah. It would have been the focus of the sexy graphics and theme music.

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