Welcome back to season two of petty crimes.

Hello, hello.

My name is the one, the only, Griff Stark, Ennis.

And I am Kira Jane O'Sullivan, and we're so stoked to be back for the next season of even

pettier crimes. Griff, how are you? What's new?

Can you, can you believe one full season behind us, time flew, and now we're stepping into season two

with, like you said, pettier crimes, better hosts, happier criminals.

Imagine, imagine we start season two by announcing that we've both been replaced.

Oh, we should have swapped one of us out with some brand like Alex's voice or something.

That would have been hilarious.

No, sadly, petty criminals, you're stuck with both of us for another year.

Although there would have been nothing betterier than us firing one of ourselves.

Could you imagine?

What a case.

That would be a year-long case.

It would have to be episodic for sure.

Kira, how was how were your holidays?

Magical, wonderful, shared between Alex's family and mine.

So I never need to eat roast beef ever again.

I am very anti-roast beef.

I think it's very low on the, like, meat lists for me.

Yeah, you're not a red meat guy, huh?

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