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Jake is in the studio right now, and more importantly, our favorite guest ever. This man has done lie detector test to, I don't know, hundreds of thousands of people.

John, you are probably the best in the biz, not just because your personality is dynamite,

but because you really can tell you're a human lie detector at this point, aren't you?

True.

And even this machinery you have with you, even though it is 99.99% accurate, you almost don't even need it, right?

Correct.

True or false, John, you have done lie detectors to convicted murderers.

True. Wow. And you've helped kids go missing, and they think that the stepdad took the kid, and the stepdad's like, I don't know what you're talking about. Put the guy in the lie detector machine. You can tell pretty quickly if the guy's lying are telling the truth. True. And you're looking right now at a bunch of different things about Jake. His numbers, his levels on the computer. You're searching, you're looking at his blood, his sweat, right? Everything else is his heartbeat.

Sorry. at a bunch of different things about Jake. His numbers, his levels on the computer. You're searching, you're looking at his blood, his sweat, right?

Everything else is his heartbeat.

Sorry about that.

Yeah, we all are.

Are you ever not monosyllabic?

Sometimes.

John, I know that you monitor sweat.

That's a big part of this.

Now, Jake has a actual medical condition where he sweats profusely. I don't know what the term is called, Jake, but he suffers from something where he... Social anxiety. He sweats a lot. Is this going to be potentially a problem for your machine, or is there any way that this is going to mess up the test because of how much sweat Jake has? No, we see his hyperhydrosis already. I'm adjusting around it. You have to adjust around how much you sweat it. He's putting out a gallon of green where other people put out a spoonful. Oh, man. That's intense. A gallon of green. All right. Well, in a moment, Jake, we've got some questions here. and you,, you can veto one question, but we do have... Oh, great. But, you know, we always say that, then we force you to answer it anyway. So you're going to be honest? Yeah. You have nothing to hide? I don't think so. Okay. What do we have to do to do a couple of baseline questions just to get your machine working, John?

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