Hey Big Fib listeners, this month is all about back to school.

Where did the summer go? Am I right?

Anyway, this month we're talking chalk, math, libraries, and word play.

So sharpen those pencils, school is in session.

Hello loyal pants on fire listeners. My name is Noah Levinson and I produce this podcast.

They say that as long as you have a good book, you're never alone and I couldn't agree more.

Personally, since the fame and fortune of pants on fire turned my life completely around,

I haven't been left alone in months, a good book or no.

But the saying still holds true.

As long as you've got something decent to read,

you'll never be by yourself.

Something I would at this point, very much appreciate.

Before I became a podcast producing celebrity, I used to be able to go to my local library to peruse their catalog.

Unfortunately, now that I can't enter a public space without being hounded by pants fans trying to get Lisa's phone number,

I'm forced to order all of my books online.

But for all of you normal non-famous, non-podcast producers out there,

I can recommend the library highly if what you seek is knowledge

and just as importantly the peace and quiet necessary to absorb it.

In last week's episode, we featured two experts on the subject of

libraries but as you know only one of them was actually an expert the other one

was a liar liar pants on fire which is why we find it necessary from time to time to bring you

Pants Extinguished!

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