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🗓️ 27 February 2025
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1:06.2 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the weekly show podcast. |
1:12.0 | My name is John Stewart. |
1:16.4 | I come to you today, broken, but not bowed. |
1:21.3 | For I had an owie on my finger. |
1:25.6 | I'm going to show it now that you probably, I wrapped it up. |
1:31.7 | I heard it on the show doing my classic brand of physical slapstick comedy that never works and always gets me hurt. It's the second time on the daily show that I |
1:39.0 | have broken a drinking vessel. The first one was glass. The second was ceramic. For those who thought I should |
1:45.0 | have had a breakaway mug. Yeah. Now you tell me. Ceramic is one of my least favorite |
1:51.3 | materials to have embedded in my skin. But I bled out. It really, for a comedian, is humiliating. |
2:02.4 | And I say that because the greats, the Buster Keaton's, the Charlie Chaplin's, |
2:08.1 | Buster Keaton would stand, you know, in front of a house with a little window cut out, |
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