Hello and welcome to Libero, the podcast about the least important of the least important things,

as Alexander Isat might have told you say, I'll remi on the other day.

Or, as urban spaceman, don't know if that's his real name,

put it, predictable and pretentious hogwashock by the usual self-agrandized in

Sudes Corner suspects. Now that description fits Jonathan Wilson, who I think holds the record for

most appearances in Soutes Strawner, perfectly, and it also kind of suits the athletics jackpit

brought because he wears slices. I'm Rory Smith of the Observer and Men in Blazers, and I self-identify as a gaslighting

word salad merchant. Wilson, is that right? Are you ahead of Barney, Libero's Pete Best,

in suits, drawner appearances? I believe so Jack's not actually wearing glasses right now, so

that's because Jack has read the script and there's been a pain in the art.

It's because I went for a run, so my is quite hot so I don't want to wear glasses now

in case they steam up. That is good glasses technique. You can tell you've been wearing glasses

for a while. How are you both? Yeah, not too bad, thanks. But I actually wrote to Private

Eye to ask them how often I've been in CET's corner because I at least 50 examples and I wanted to know if I'd got some of my century and I want to know if anybody else was close and I never replied.

That's just rude. Bastards. I've rather say, I'm sure I've been in, I'm not certain I don't track it.

But I do think, I have seen examples of both you and Barney being in where it's just quite a good intro.

And if it wasn't about football, there would be no, nobody would be quibbling with it. It feels a little bit fun spongy to me. Yeah, I think a lot of the time they just don't get jokes. And a lot of the time, they sort of think you should write by football by saying a man kicked a ball and another man kicked a ball and another man stopped him kicking a ball and that you should never use any kind of imagery or metaphor or simile. Yeah, I think there's a lot of that vibe, but then maybe we are just being bitter and self-agrand vizant, so who knows. I think it's a great advert. I mean, I just think they should pay me. It's pretty much a syndicated column these days, which I don't get paid.

We had this sort of topic lined up. Well, I was going to say for a while, it wasn't for a while.

Medell changed it the other day, despite not actually appearing on the episode. But it is, it feels particularly fitting because we are recording the morning after probably the funniest night of the football season so far,

when not only did Russell Martin's Rangers lose 6-0, the club bruce,

and that's actually the first time that any Belgian team in any competition has ever stored more than two dolls.

But Ruben Amarim's Manchester United, who I heard after the first game of the season,

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