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There is this bloke who keeps saying that I need a big pre-season.

I'm sure he's a bronzed on this himself.

Come on, mate, get some new material.

Anyway, we've got big plans here.

Problem is, we just haven't thought of them yet.

But anyway, on with the show.

Hello, good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good evening, wherever you are.

Whatever time you've chose to listen to this broadcast, welcome to the podcast about the

least serious of the most important things, as I think Nancy Banks, excuse me, as I think

Nancy Bank Smith once wrote, The sun shines on glorious England,

after yet another European success from our glorious lionesses.

This is England.

I'll tell you what, we're actually that comfortable with success story over here.

But with that in mind, I'm joined by a hiberno Spaniard and Miguel Delaney of the Independent.

And James Horncastle, an adopted Italian.

But he's of the athletic.

I'm John Brin, often of the Guardian, sometimes elsewhere.

I'm just trying to keep this show on the road, to be quite

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