Well, hi, everybody.

We're going to be coming to you.

We're early birds.

One thing to know about me and Cecily.

Hold up.

Hold up. Do you hear this? Oh, you know what it is? What? So sorry to like interrupt as you're introducing us. Hey, it's Stephanie and Cecily. We're doing the thing. But you know what's happening right now? What? In Hollywood, I don't know if this happens in the valley, but in Hollywood, sometimes like guys get in their like muscle cars.

Uh-huh.

And then they zoom, like, muscle cars.

Uh-huh.

And then they zoom, room, room around.

Like, it's the loudest thing you've ever heard.

And I just heard it.

I'm like, is that a spaceship?

But no, they're, like, zooming around.

And the cops can't stop them because there's so many of them that do it at once.

They, like, evade police. They obviously take their license plates off and then they do like, what do you call it, donuts? Yes. On sunset for like an hour. Did the Dodgers just win or something? No, they lost. So they're Matt. I didn't watch. I don't watch baseball. I'm sorry. I know that that's our team and everything.

They lost like six to one. So it's bad. So they're mad. They're rooming around.

They're angry. But guys, you're not from Los Angeles. Let me just give you a little peek behind the curtain. You're going to hear them a second. It's so loud. They're going to do this if we win too. This is why I sometimes root against the Dodger because they'll light cars on fire if we win. If they lose, they just get, they've room, boom around for a while, but that's it. I really can't stand Los Angeles. If they win, they just go looting and they just like care up the whole city. They really do. And so right now they're doing it. They do, though. They do. Have you seen downtown after, do you see last year's Dodger? I mean, it was fucking crazy. They're like literally lit cop cars on fire. I mean, have you ever heard of celebrating Cecily? God. As a Dallas site, as a Cowboys fan, we did have our wins in the 90s. We won three Super Bowls in the 90s and never once did anyone light a car on fire. I'm just saying it wasn't like that. They just, well, they would light other, you know, other people's cars on five, but it was not because they won the Cowboys game, Super Bowls. Right.

Oh my God, you can't hear it? I can't hear anything. It's terrifying. But I have a little story for you. So the other day, John and I came home. And we, I'm going to say this. I'll preface it with we weren't in a good mood. We were just getting back from the vet. and it had gone that well.

And then we saw Elbe's. sit with we weren't in a good mood. We were just getting back from the vet. It hadn't gone that well.

And then we saw Elbe's, a friend of Elbe's, who is also our neighbor, who we have known

since he was in preschool.

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