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🗓️ 24 February 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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WHY WE'RE SUING FAKE FIREBALL WHISKEY SHOOTERS AND WHY YOU SHOULD TOO! This week on the pod, Colbie recaps her wild Miami girls trip, a Hinge catfish, and we get into her 1,000+ Hinge likes, Adam goes on a FT date, deletes his dating apps, and talks his inevitable tumble down the Vermont ski slopes this weekend, Katy gets ready for her cross-island move, goes on a neighbor friend-date, FBI checks her roster, and tees up a new addition. We also review 2 advice segment stories about cheating and a boy being trash on Valentines Day.
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0:00.0 | She's gone on one inch day ever. |
0:02.2 | And it was with this guy. |
0:04.5 | Those mini bottles of fireballs sold at gas stations aren't actually whiskey and people are mad enough to sue. |
0:10.7 | So I actually went on a FaceTime date with Canada Man's. |
0:14.2 | Any guys that we saw were like, not it. |
0:28.1 | Are we rolling? |
0:29.5 | We are rolling. |
0:31.1 | Good morning. |
0:34.2 | Good morning, USA and other. |
0:36.8 | Good morning, everyone. Good morning, worlds. I just took a shower. Stop doing that. |
0:42.2 | You're touching the microphone. Stop it. Oh, okay, sorry. I feel like my mom when she's like, |
0:47.0 | don't touch your face. Stop touching your face. My gosh. My mom does that all the time. It drives me |
0:51.1 | insane. Like when I was younger, like, very acne prone. My mom was |
0:54.6 | like, stop touching your face. Like, I would like picket things. So, did you notice my gut reaction |
0:58.8 | when you told me not to do it? I literally go and touch it more. Yes. Well, that's not me. When I |
1:02.9 | am told not to do something, I don't do it. I cannot. I cannot agree with that. I'm a rule follower. Katie is such a rule follower. Yeah. No, what I was about to say is I just took a shower in your shower and have you ever fallen in it? |
1:14.0 | It's like a slip and slide. |
1:15.2 | Did I not? |
1:15.7 | Literally said as you got in, he was going to complain about the author. |
1:19.6 | I said I knew, I know for a fact that Adam's going to say something about my shower. |
1:24.1 | Oh, you knew I was going to have to shower in your before I even got here? No, no. When you said you were going to take a shower in my shower, I said to Colby, |
1:30.5 | he is 100% going to say something about the shower. Well, I meant to start off with a compliment |
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