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| 0:00.0 | I can't know. |
| 0:01.8 | Like I don't want, don't, I honestly don't want you guys to do anything. |
| 0:05.4 | I hate my birthday. |
| 0:10.2 | Welcome back to petty crimes, the only truth crime comedy podcast. |
| 0:15.6 | That exclusively investigates non-crimes. |
| 0:22.3 | My name is Kira. |
| 0:24.3 | Hi, and I'm Groof. |
| 0:26.8 | Welcome back, listeners. |
| 0:28.5 | Happy 21st episode to the podcast. |
| 0:33.2 | Should we take a little shot from our mugs? |
| 0:35.5 | Ooh, cheers. |
| 0:37.1 | For the record, this is just water and coffee. |
| 0:39.2 | Yeah, it is. |
| 0:40.0 | We're professionals. |
| 0:44.2 | Yay, happy 21st birthday to us. |
| 0:46.7 | Today's drinking game is drink whenever I say Griff. |
| 0:50.4 | Oh, I love that. |
| 0:51.6 | I like that a lot. |
| 0:52.9 | She rarely calls me by my actual name. She's usually just like, hey, grunt. Get over here. |
| 0:56.8 | Grunt. Yeah. So you're going to be sober. How are you? I'm good. How's your week been? |
| 1:02.6 | Week has been good. Lots of fun stuff. Lots of shows going on. |
| 1:06.5 | Oh, love that. Yeah. Have you been spending much time at the beach? I know we talked about your... That's so funny. |
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