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The Koy Pond with Jo Koy

Liane V

The Koy Pond with Jo Koy

Starburns Audio, Jo Koy

Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2016

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Liane V dives in with Jo and Lance to talk about bathing suits, photography, and karaoke. Plus, she shares a few unreleased songs for a Koy Po(n)d exclusive! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us

0:06.1

So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?

0:11.6

No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes

0:16.3

What? Whoa!

0:18.2

Scars, look at the falling!

0:20.2

I'm still not looking!

0:24.0

And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catded!

0:29.0

Simple, huh?

0:31.0

You know it, and Modybody knows it. Leaks suck.

0:35.0

Which is why they've dropped a new collection of life-changing period underwear in collaboration

0:40.5

with Puma. Designed to absorb up to two to three tampons without leaking, you'll forget

0:46.4

all about your period while you move, jump, kick and sweat. So go on, swap your sports uniform

0:52.9

for a period-proof one. Explore the Puma Modybody Active Collection today.

0:59.0

Don't think you just bust a move. This joint is gonna get you in the mood.

1:09.0

Yo, it's the coin pond. I made it, Mom. Are you happy? Just call me, Mom. Text me. Let

1:20.6

me know if I satisfy your expectations. I'm not a nurse. I'm not a mailman.

1:29.6

Registered nurse. I'm not an RN. Lance, you know that's if you're a Filipino mom and

1:38.3

you have a kid, if you become an RN, that's literally like becoming the president of the

1:44.4

United States. Ultimate job. My mom's an RN.

1:47.2

Are you serious? You know why? Well she retired, but she wasn't RN. But can I tell you

1:50.8

why your mom is an RN? Why? Because she's Filipino. Exactly why. That's exactly why.

1:57.5

Yeah, that's totally right. Chris, your mom's Filipino? Yes she is. Do you have nurses

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