This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along. It's Monday the 9th of July. Well, what a weekend?

Certainly the weekend I wasn't planning. Goodness sake, honestly. I mean, that one, that literally just took me by surprise.

All sorts of family things and bits and pieces, but hopefully things are okay now.

But what it did mean, as you heard on the programme, meant I had to miss the event of the year,

the event of the year, the garden party, Robin's Garden Party.

And so that all went out the window.

So it didn't get to it.

But dreadful shame.

Dreadful shame.

But anyway, we think we're back to normal at the moment.

Hoody Har, as they say. Uh, so on the programme this morning, Cheryl and Liam split. Uh, she apparently went mental.

I'm assuming that she went mental. What a funny expression to use. She didn't actually go mental. But what they mean is she sort of went like, woo. After he broke the Xbox band, after his love of gaming is blamed for the

crux of the breakup. He's a child. I said this to you before. I don't know why people were sort of

saying, oh, you don't know anything about it. I've absolutely been proved right. This is exactly what the crux of it is. She's

35. I mean, there's not much going on between her ears, I have to tell you. She's not the brightest

penny. And as I say, show me photographs of her pushing a pram out with this child.

I mean, what is the... I mean, I'm assuming the child just sits in and sort of amuses itself

with the oven and things like that and learns how to cook because I mean it doesn't it doesn't

seem to go out anywhere it doesn't seem to be pushed out either by him or by her we've had a few

hazy pictures but I mean why you know well anyway so he's he's a chart he's only he's only 24

why would you expect him to have any all he's done is he's toured the world with a little boys' band.

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