Hi, Lady Gang. It's Becca. Before we start this episode, I just want you to know that this episode does contain conversations about mental health, the recent events in Texas.

And we just wanted you to be aware before you pressed play.

It's time for a quicky.

Podcast One presents The Lady Gang, the Hollywood Girl Posse, with Lady Gang Quicky. Here's Kelty Knight, Becca Tobin, and Jack Vannick.

Let's make this quick.

Hello, hello, welcome to Lady Gang. I'm Becca here with Jack and Kelty. It's a quicky.

You know, we have a plan for this quicky, but it's real life is happening to the Lady Gang this week, and I really want to just, you know, sometimes you guys like to hear about our real lives.

So let's just like dig in to like what's actually going on.

So Alex is a bridesmaid in a wedding, and I can imagine that many of you are going through this where she went to the bridesmaid dress store, and she's between two sizes of the bridesmaid's dress.

Yes.

And I don't know what I was about to say, referee, but I'm going to say witchery.

Oh, I thought myself. I don't know what witchery bridesmaid's dress size charts are made on, but like they're not for the rest of the world.

I'd be using the size charge from the gap or target, but we're not using that. There's like this whole different conum drum that they measure.

So they measured Alex and she was between two sizes, and they were like, you should get this lower size, and she was like, are you sure?

Because if I'm between, maybe we should just go up and the lady's like, no, absolutely not. You're this size.

So she orders the dress. And as you know, these dresses take six months and you get them like right before the wedding, and you pray to God, they fit.

She puts it on the dress is too small. Now Alex is a polypocket. She runs like an hour every day. She's a tiny little person.

I'm sure that there's a dress size that's too small for her really. Honestly, I was like, who fits in that dress?

Maybe it's like when you have a what's it, a junior bridesmaid?

Like a child.

And then when my sister was like when my sister was too old to be a flower girl, but too young to be a bridesmaid, she was a junior bridesmaid in our friends wedding.

I didn't even know that was a thing. Yeah, she was like fifth grade. Like she doesn't have boobs yet. Like this is not a size meant for a lady.

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