Lez Hang Out Episode 717: Lesbian Master Talk
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4.9 • 584 Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2024
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Welcome back to Lez Hang Out, the podcast that googled “Am I Gay” before it was cool.
This week Leigh (@lshfoster) and Ellie (@elliebrigida) hang out to talk about one of the most controversial and widely read pieces of modern lesbian “literature” on the internet, the Lesbian Masterdoc. The 31-page document titled “Am I a lesbian?” first appeared in 2018 and experienced a rather large resurgence during the pandemic shutdowns of 2020 (when people actually had enough time to read a 31-page document).
For those of you who somehow managed to avoid reading the Masterdoc, it is essentially every “Am I gay” quiz from 2002 onward condensed into a 31-page pdf. The main issues that we have with the Masterdoc are that it greatly oversimplifies the experience of compulsory heterosexuality, completely ignores all nuance involved with sexuality (to an almost comical degree), and uses exclusionary language when the doc absolutely can apply to anyone who experiences attraction to women. It also somewhat reads like an attempt by the writer to get her straight best friend to sleep with her. However, we still want to give some props for the Masterdoc being very purposefully inclusive of trans and nonbinary lesbians and at the very least not giving off terfy vibes.
Even though the Masterdoc should certainly be taken with many grains of salt, some of the experiences listed really hit home (a little too hard if you ask Leigh). We’ve said it before, but comp het is a doozy! We dive into our own experiences with navigating comp het back in our ‘straight’ days and lament about why straight women have to speak so negatively about their male partners all the time (be less confusing, straight women!). If you are looking for a fun activity to bust out at your next shindig, we absolutely recommend pulling out this bad boi (fun for the whole family!) and seeing how many of your straight friends get clocked by the Masterdoc.
Follow us on Twitter: Lez Hang Out (@lezhangoutpod) and answer our Q & Gay questions at the end of every episode. You can also join us on Facebook.com/lezhangoutpod and follow on Instagram (@lezhangoutpod). Find us individually on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok at Leigh (@lshfoster) and Ellie (@elliebrigida).
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| 0:00.0 | Let's hang out. |
| 0:03.5 | And let's talk about what lesings are found. |
| 0:07.1 | Let's hang out. |
| 0:08.0 | And let's listen to two has me and shout. |
| 0:10.6 | Let's hang out. |
| 0:15.4 | Hey out. |
| 0:16.3 | Hey, everyone. |
| 0:16.9 | Welcome back to Les hang out, the podcast where girls like, girls like boys do nothing new. |
| 0:26.7 | Girls like girls like girls do. Let's be real. |
| 0:29.5 | True. Oh my gosh. Let's change it. Petition for Haley Koko to change the lyrics to the song, starting now. |
| 0:35.1 | Starting now. Yes. |
| 0:36.8 | From the West Coast, I'm Lee Holmes Foster. |
| 0:38.8 | And from the East Coast, I'm Ellie Bridgeta. |
| 0:40.2 | To those who've been with us through this whole journey, thank you as always for |
| 0:42.5 | listening. |
| 0:42.9 | If you're a new listener, welcome, we're excited to have you here. |
| 0:45.4 | Here's what's happening this week. |
| 0:47.3 | This week in the Lesham is a place where you can touch base each episode about things |
| 0:54.6 | when I want the podcast or otherwise. |
| 0:56.7 | In season seven, we're continuing to release our bonus Patreon episodes. |
| 0:59.9 | You can get those at bit.ly slash Les Patreon. |
| 1:03.1 | Our last two episodes around the kids are all right in the fallout. |
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