Lewis Black

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.4 • 8.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2019

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Lewis Black (comedy! The Daily Show! Inside Out!) makes it weird!

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0:00.0	You made it weird with me at home.
0:16.0	Valerie.
0:18.0	Oh my god, you saved a burp.
0:21.0	I saved it.
0:23.0	What's happening weirdo?
0:24.0	Sorry for the bad.
0:25.0	Don't burp again.
0:27.0	Just dead serious.
0:29.0	Don't do it.
0:30.0	Stop.
0:31.0	Don't burp again.
0:32.0	It's a boy we're called when we're in New York.
0:35.0	We're so cold.
0:36.0	We just saw it to kill a mockingbird.
0:40.0	If you're in New York, said it, you gotta go.
0:43.0	It was so good.
0:44.0	It was so good.
0:45.0	But we walked back to our place and we were so cold.
0:48.0	We walked 14 blocks and it's gotta be like, you think like the 30 degrees?
0:52.0	I have no idea.
0:53.0	It's probably 1930s degrees.
0:55.0	Oh.
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