Lewis Black Talks to God

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4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Dear Humans,

Legendary comedian Lewis Black sat down with God (and Jesus) yesterday for a heartwarming, hilarious, and surprisingly spiritual interview.

Not to oversell it, but it might just be the greatest thing you’ll ever witness in your entire life. Seriously. If you’ve ever wanted to watch Lewis Black ask God if he’s going to Heaven…this is your moment.

In this episode:

Lewis Black’s biggest question for God and Jesus now that he's face-to-face with the divine
Lewis Black talks to God about getting into Heaven
How comedy has evolved (and unraveled) in the age of Trump
Tariffs on penguins?!?
A much-needed palate cleanser: Lewis’ “heroin sport” and how sports still bring hope
Why Lewis is leaning into empathy onstage, and may pivot to a full-blown “empathy act”
God and Jesus make Lewis Black laugh!

👉 See Lewis on his standup farewell tour now at LewisBlack.com

🎧 And check out his podcast RantCast, where you can send him a rant to read!

Transcript

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpod.
0:02.9	The entire structure is money motivated.
0:05.6	And we've been moving that ever since Calvin Klein put his name on jeans.
0:11.2	Wait what?
0:12.3	Look at this.
0:13.0	I've got the best jeans.
0:14.3	These are the best genes ever.
0:15.7	Why?
0:16.4	Because Calvin's name on them.
0:20.1	I was a child of the 50s.
0:21.9	You had no sense of people who were richer than you being better off than you.
0:26.8	Hard to imagine now.
0:28.1	Isn't it?
0:31.1	All of that money goes to charity.
0:33.7	Fantastic.
0:34.7	Oh, that's wonderful.
0:35.8	Let's not, because I'm just trying to get into heaven and see the two of you.
0:44.8	Welcome, humans.
0:46.2	We have a great Godpod live for you today.
0:49.2	Our special guest today is none other than comedy legend, Louis Black.
0:55.4	Hi there.
0:56.3	Is this a weird experience for you?
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