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Hello and welcome to the transfer window, the podcast that brings you the news before it becomes news.

As well as insight and analysis into all the subjects you're talking about in football.

I mean McGarry, and with me as always always is Duncan Castles do not accept cheap imitations

because they just repeat what Duncan says and sometimes what I say as well. But of course

as Oscar Wells said the most flattering thing is to be imitated.

So with that in mind, let's get through the day's agenda.

We've got news for you on Manchester City, on Robert Lewandowski, an interest from the Premier League,

Killing Mbapi, Juventus finances, and an interesting structured deal that they have done for Manuel Locatelli, as well as Celtic and Brighton and the return of the donkey.

Speaking of donkey, Duncan, Robert Lewandowski has, I think, none too subtly, let to be known that he is unhappy with his current situation

at Bayern Munich, clearly a player who is a complete legend at the Bundesliga club, but also

one who is out of contract in two years time.

He is 32 now and is the highest paid player at the club.

His agent, who is Pini Zahavi,

I can probably call Pina transfer Miser, can I?

Just ask Pini.

I'll ask Pini, yes.

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