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Back to the Barre

Levitate, Levitate, Levitate!

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2024

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

"The foot is done!" exclaims both Christi and Kelly as the arduous Mackenzie's Broken Foot Saga finally comes to a close. After all, would Melissa let Mackenzie's foot stay broken if it meant not getting to dance on The View? On Season 3's "The View From the Top", the ALDC hits New York for a special appearance on The View that is being guest hosted by Abby, all the while prepping for Masters of Dance Art Invitational the following day. In short the group needs to learn and rehearse five routines in two days time while combating Abby's ever inflating ego (one of those days is for The View so technically make that one day).


The Mackenzie vs Asia rivalry hits a breaking point for Melissa when it seems, even if just for a moment, that Abby might choose Asia over her daughter for The View performance. Setting aside the ridiculous notion that Abby would ever let that happen, the possibility does make Melissa feel momentarily that she too could be treated like a Hyland or a Lukasiak. Between Kristie Ray's thank you card, Abby's weird threatening speech to Mackenzie and Melissa's pleading, it's a lot of spilled milk in one episode for a conflict that as our Bitches have repeatedly made clear is very obviously going to end with Mackenzie performing on The View!


Meanwhile, Cathy is holding auditions to fill out her Candy Apples team in preparation for the New York Invitational. Her hopes to land a new boy on the team hit a snag when only one boy shows up for the audition!


Quotes

  • “I really have dropped the ball on life lately, because I’m just constantly running to get a drink before we record.” (06:16-06:23 | Christi)
  • “It was a little inappropriate for The View but GOD her body was bangin’.” (21:03-21:08 | Christi)
  • “Abby bought these costumes on the streets of New York, and half of them we have on our own little booty tops or whatever that we wore to class. But it’s hysterical because I think she charged the production company $300 per costume! They were $10 each, maximum!” (35:04-35:22 | Christi & Kelly)
  • “I will give Abby a compliment. I, to this day, love the fact that our kids know terminology and there’s a million people who do not, who are professional dancers!” (1:03:48-1:03:56 | Christi)


Links

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Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarre


Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510


Follow Christi on IG: www.instagram.com/christilukasiak


Follow Kelly on IG: www.instagram.com/kellylhyland



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Baby, let's just dance, let's just dance, baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance,

0:06.5

death, e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e... Can you feel it, can you take it, can you come and freeze that

0:11.8

all of this electricity do it right now?

0:16.0

B-b-b-b-b-b- now.

0:18.0

Turn the volume up.

0:19.0

Like give me your electricity.

0:22.0

Hello, little bit Jess. Welcome back to the bar.

0:25.0

Oh it's bitch number one Christy. It's bitch number two Kelly. I was waiting for you to say that. I forgot. I know. I know. I know. Gosh. How can you forget that? I'm so used to being such a good girl. Oh, okay. I am a good girl. Kelly. Oh, okay. I am a good girl, a Kelly. Oh, okay. That's my New Year's resolution, good girl behavior.

0:47.0

Okay.

0:48.0

Should we save it for the after show because I actually just remembered something I wanted to ask you about, but I feel like we should talk about your Mexican adventure.

0:57.0

My Mexican adventure, what's that?

0:59.0

Your lack of Mexican adventure. You're supposed to be in Mexico last week. Oh, Brooke left this morning.

1:06.2

Did she go without you? Yeah, she ended up. They let her switch the name or whoever and so she's taking her girlfriend that she lived with in Austin, Texas.

1:20.0

Why did she not wait for you? So, okay, we'll just tell the story real quick.

1:24.0

We'll not do this on the after show. So I don't think we even talked about this.

1:28.0

I don't remember it. I don't think we did. God, I never know what we talk about in public or what we talk about.

1:34.0

I, on the phone, yeah.

1:35.0

I remember some of the things we talk about on the phone.

1:38.0

Yeah, because we can't talk about them on here.

1:40.0

Yeah, they're super-duper top secret.

1:42.0

Actually, we can't talk about them anywhere. We have to talk about them in like a panic room because if anybody heard. We'd be in such big trouble.

1:51.0

So Brooke bought Kelly a trip to, no not Kabbun, Kelly was supposed to leave and then I got a text.

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