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Disservice

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

"Do you want to vomit on her, or do you want to vomit on her?” asks Christi as things are as painful as ever on "May I Have This Dance". After coming in second yet again, Abby is fed up with everyone (but Maddie) and is starting to get particularly cruel with her comments during Pyramid (of course except for Maddie). Paige's treatment of the flag was supposedly so bad that she did "a disservice to this country," meanwhile Maddie was so good that Abby dubs her "America the Beautiful". It's a new level of awful that certainly caused no psychological damage whatsoever!


Abby somewhat cheers up when she gets the call that she's been asked to co-host an episode of The View with an ALDC performance. The only person more excited than Abby about this news is Melissa, who franticly tries to make Mackenzie presentable as completely healed from her damaged foot and ready to dance. This strikes the moms and even Abby as suspicious, so Asia instead practices with the group for The View, but that won't keep Melissa from doing everything she can to get Mackenzie a spot in that line-up.


In the meantime the girls are set to perform at Energy in Ohio, and Maddie has been "promoted" to co-choreographer and won't be joining in the group dance. Abby claims this is to teach the group self reliance so they don't just follow Maddie, but the moms point out that the girls are always being told to follow Maddie's lead! It wouldn't be a Dance Mom's lesson without contradictions!


Quotes

  • “Fun facts with Christi! A bunch of bullshit that no one really needs to know!” (05:24-05:30 | Christi)
  • “The doctor said she had to wait two weeks [to dance again] and Abby said I’m not comfortable going against the doctor; it’s not been two weeks yet. Now Kelly, when Paige had a broken foot and you asked for two weeks off she was like: You know what? We’re going to have Paige jump round on the broken foot, with the cast, at a dance recital that we don’t need somebody in!” (15:58-16:23 | Christi & Kelly)
  • “Every dance title that woman gives my daughter or your kid is a middle finger to the mother.” (19:40-19:47 | Christi)
  • “I said Christi Ray has two sides. She has the perfect Dance Mom side and then the I’m a Stage Mom Bitch side. And I’m like wait no, I’m on her side.” (44:46-44:53 | Christi & Kelly)


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1:04.0

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Can you feel it, can you take it?

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do it right now baa right now time the volume up life give me your electricity.

1:24.6

Hi Bitcht is Bitch Number 1, Christie and Bitch Number 2, Kelly.

1:29.7

Welcome back to the bar.

1:31.1

Do you think people listen to us in their car with children? I hope not.

1:35.3

And we're like, we're a bunch of bitches.

1:37.6

Yeah. No, I didn't even think, well, here's all I have to say their kids probably watch dance mom so they know

1:46.7

And I'm sure their parents say that word. Yes, well they listen to us they sure do

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