let me let's start there's a megaphone what was that no do you hear that

think there was a bird oh like that time i attacked my girlfriend remember it's the

column tiro podcast i have it on a megaphone sound effect so it sounds like remember? It's the Columtero podcast.

I have it on a megaphone sound effect, so it sounds like we're...

The Jews will not replace us, or...

My pussy, my...

Yeah, we're going.

My pussy, my power.

You can't hear it because we don't have enough headphones, but you can say something on the megaphone, I think.

This apartment's a lot nicer than I expected you to live in. All right. Good stuff. Why would you say that on a megaphone to some? Oh, shit, I had a bite of a bagel I never finished. That's going to irritate me. Can you win from megaphone to that immediately? Ah, well, I just, I fucking stuffed in a quick baggie. What kind of bagel? Just plain. I got a free, though. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, because you go down there, down the road, like, lady. And you go, give me, you know, one of them, one of them. And then he goes, here's all the shit ones. Oh, yeah? And you chowin a few fucking... Well, because that, my buddy worked in a donut shop, which is how we met.

He's out of business. Hey, my buddy anymore. Helped to find a new job. It's our... Brought him to a bakery. I was a survey. Apparently... People love these donuts. Yeah. Apparently the shelf life of a donut's like an hour. So after an hour, they just throw everything in a giant trash bag and throw it out. And he would just take like two sacks full, like trash bags full of donuts home every night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just fucking give them out to people. There's a lot of free food from factories type of shit going on like that.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's good.

You go to, like, the Cadbury. Like, they used to have the Cadbury's factory in Ireland, and then, like, all they need is one. That's one of my favorite restaurants. Cadbury? The factory. They're waiting for a little closed. Any floris? any floorsies?

Yeah, but we used to

live beside anise

unless some guy on the road

would just come home. And he would have this big huge bag of just like fucking retarded fucking chocolate. You know, because you can't sell it. It's like what the bananas. What are they doing with all the straight bananas? Yeah, I like that you call the chocolate retarded. What was that? You know, it wasn't sellable anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because sellable and edible is not the same shit. There's a thing you can sign up for where they send you, like, from restaurants and stuff, they'll send you stuff they can't serve. You know, because of carrot. Oh, I heard about this, right? The carrot curls or something. They have a curly carrot. Yeah, they're not serving that. So they send it to you for... Yeah, but then you're getting like a sweet potato with like herpes on it and shit.

You know why you're getting like a sweet potato with like herpes on it and shit.

You know why you're trying to...

I bet that's not cheap either. I bet they try to like sell it as some artisanal fucking $30 a month shit. Yeah, you're fucked. You're just fucked. You can't do that.

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