Letting God Be God In Your Life | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2022
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | He'll forget about the video game you gave him on his birthday. |
| 0:02.7 | Wow! Thanks, Grandpa! |
| 0:04.5 | But he'll never forget how you invested in his future with the UNEST app. |
| 0:08.4 | Wow. Thanks, Grandpa. |
| 0:10.5 | The UNEST app makes it easy for grandparents and family friends to give funds to a child's investment account for limited time. |
| 0:17.0 | Download the UNEST app and use the code IHeart 50 at Sign Up to receive a $50 bonus when you fund your account. That's code IHeart50 when you sign up at un-E-S-T-O for a $50 bonus. See Terms and Conditions at UNS.co. Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. If you enjoy today's message, |
| 0:38.3 | why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. We appreciate you and pray for God's |
| 0:42.8 | very best in your life. |
| 0:56.6 | God bless you. |
| 0:59.4 | It is always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 1:00.5 | We love you. |
| 1:04.2 | We always come with good news knowing that God is on your side. |
| 1:08.2 | If you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 1:29.9 | These are the finest people in all of Houston right here at Lakewood. So come out and be a part of one of our services sometime. Thanks for tuning in. I like to start with something funny each week, and I heard about this airplane that was about to crash. There were four passengers, but only three parachutes. The first passenger said, I'm a leading heart surgeon. My patients need me. He grabbed the first parachute and jumped. The second passenger said, I'm a rocket scientist. One of the |
| 1:35.3 | smartest men in the world. My country needs me. He took the second parachute and jumped. |
| 1:40.5 | The third passenger was Pope John Paul. He said to the fourth passenger, a 10-year-old Boy Scout, |
| 1:46.5 | son, I'm old and frail. You take the last parachute. The Boy Scout said, that's okay, sir. |
| 1:51.4 | There are still two parachutes left. The world's smartest man just jumped out with my backpack. |
| 1:58.0 | All right. Hold up your Bibles. Let's say it like we mean it. |
| 2:01.9 | This is my Bible. |
| 2:03.7 | I am what it says I am. |
| 2:05.7 | I have what it says I have. |
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