This is a headgum podcast. Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything,

the podcast where we fantasy draft anything and everything from the world of popular culture.

On today's episode, we're drafting letters.

Our guest today is the fantastic writer Tyler Parker. I I'm your host, Ian Carmel with me, as always, are my friend Sean Jordan and David Boree. I look at you like we're on a date whenever you do this, because I don't want to look at the camera when you're doing it. So I just look right at you and I'm next to you, so I'm like fawning when you do it. I don't mind that one bit. Is it weird you out? Because you're doing it. I'm like, I don't even clock. I'm so locked in, dude.

I'm so locked in.

I haven't mind that one bit. Is it weird you out? Because you're doing it. I'm like, mm-hmm.

I don't even clock. I'm so locked in, dude.

I'm so locked in.

I haven't looked anywhere else this whole time.

I'm good and I'm good with it.

You know what? I thrive on it. Great. I put it. I put her right the battery.

Have you guys, I've been trying to make it, like,

I've been trying to be better about making eye contact with people.

I have to.

Yeah. Have you, I'm doing it too long now, though. Sure. Yeah. Because you can't, even right now I'm trying to practice. Yeah. Can't do it in dead space. You mean like when we're not, like, we're not talking. And now I feel like,

yeah,

in the pause,

it would be very weird

if we just both sat there. Yeah. At that point, that's like a longing gaze. That's the problem. Yeah. That's the problem. I'm giving out sex. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you only have two speeds. Yeah. And we can talk or we can have sex.

You say sex and war.

Sex and war.

If I do it right. They can. Hurricane David, dude. But no, it's also like, now I realize how much I kind of was just talking and not looking at people my life. Yeah. Oh my God. It's kind of embarrassing. You're like, damn, I was just not.

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