Letters from Tonia

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Two lovers moving at lesbian light speed are drowning in post-it notes from the past... Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, are you a goofball?
0:02.7	Yeah, I'm a goofball with a lot of things, too.
0:05.4	That's why I'm single.
0:07.7	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.
0:18.3	Hi, Griff, how are you?
0:20.8	I'm just great.
0:22.3	Happy birthday, Kira.
0:23.9	Oh, thank you.
0:25.2	Is today my birthday?
0:26.3	Yeah.
0:27.2	Today is your birthday.
0:30.7	Cool.
0:31.6	It's your birthday, and I don't have another best friend with the same birthday.
0:35.2	So even if Emma is listening, it is Kira's birthday and not yours.
0:40.2	Hi, Emma, my birthday twin.
0:42.8	I'm doing well.
0:44.2	Yeah.
0:44.5	I'm over here in L.A., a month and a half sober from Grindr.
0:48.5	And, you know, just trying to be healthy.
0:53.8	Aw.
0:54.7	How's it feel being six weeks out from grinder usage?
0:59.5	It's a little strange.
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