The history of war is the history of people, great people, forged in conflict that turned

some to gold and others to ashes.

The Republican Civil War can best be understood through the stories they tell and the private

letters they send to loved ones along the way.

My dearest Melania, your faithful correspondence as I brave the front of the Meem war has stiffened

my resolve to defeat the rebel forces.

I must say this DeSantis opposition is so very disloyal.

He was dead as a dog begging me to endorse him.

He was crying.

Many people don't know that because I made it up, but he was crying.

And now he's governor because of your favorite president.

In case you didn't know, it's me.

Donald John Trump talking about myself in the third person, which is a totally normal thing

to do.

And now this, Ron D'Sanctimonius, I call him D'Sanctimonius because it just rolls off the tongue and

is so easy to spell.

He is very weak in defending me to the fake news media.

He even referenced that horse-faced porn star in his statement.

All I did was call him a pedophile, a pedophile globalist rhino.

And wouldn't you know?

He turned on Trump.

He even blames me for Fauci, which is very wrong and unfair because I was only the president

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