I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.org. BBC bosses could have gone to Diana and briefed on what they knew, and if they had, very, very plausibly,

her life would have followed a different course,

not towards Paris.

The consequences of the interview were lethal.

We looked at the Diana interview

and the Michael Jackson interview

as examples of what a superstar journalist he was.

Truly, we can't trust any media.

Here's the BBC swooping in to confirm that narrative.

I like this idea, this message that she's sending out about being perfectly imperfect.

She also says an interview, I like the community of work and the connection.

I think a lot of it is in my DNA.

This is the same Duchess of Sussex who makes hundreds of millions of dollars trading off her royal status without doing anything for it.

Mega Markle's been forced to deny reports that she stole a $1,700 dress. A sensational claims have been completely

overshadowed by the dismal reviews for her new Christmas special on Netflix. And on the subject

of disgraced former Royals, the Prime Minister, says that Andrew Mountbatten-Winzer should testify

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