When you're ready to ride Metro, we want you to know we're ready for you.

Here are just a few of the people at Metro to tell you how we're doing our part to keep riders safe.

We're cleaning like never before. We're hospital-grade clean.

You'll find hand-sanit standardized stations all over the Metro.

No mask, no Metro.

Need one, we have a few extras. At Metro, we're doing our part to keep

the D.C. area moving. Find out more at Womata.com slash doing our part. The horses are on the track.

One more thing. Armstrong and Getty. One more thing.

So before we start, well, I guess we've started.

There was like a 20-minute delay before we could do this because Michael and Hansen were dealing with a technical challenge.

Ponderous, man.

Does anybody give a crap enough to do this?

I mean, because if we don't, better to not do it.

I'd probably am below the give a crap level, but I might be able to rally.

Does anybody have extra craps to lend Jack to give?

I don't know.

I simultaneously wish and am glad that it's not true that there's a horse racing track near where I live.

It's just too far to drive.

Yeah.

I love going to horse races.

How come?

Well, number one, I'll describe a day at the horse races to you or an afternoon.

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