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The Basement Yard

Let The Kids Be Kids

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2018

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, I'm talking about weird media outlets obsessing over 13 year old relationships & psychotic parents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard today is month to what I don't know what the fuck I just said today is Monday January

0:05.4

22nd 2018 I am by myself and the reason being is that I usually record this before today when this is going out

0:13.8

But I was away this weekend

0:16.8

So I couldn't record anything. I was in Boston for the UFC 220 card

0:23.0

Which was fucking awesome. We all got hammered went to the TD Garden. It was fun

0:28.6

But it wasn't fun. It was the drive. I mean I didn't drive there or anything

0:33.1

But it sucked because driving to Boston from here is like four hours and

0:38.0

last Sunday Saturday me and my buddy we drove to Pittsburgh for the Steelers playoff game

0:45.0

Which is six hours 15 minutes something like that

0:48.4

And I drove most of that trip

0:50.8

So I spent nearly like 20 something hours in a car in the past week

0:53.8

So I would like to die basically is what I'm saying

0:58.4

I never went again to car again. Yesterday I had to Uber for my mom's house to hear and it was miserable

1:03.5

And it's only like 15 minutes

1:05.2

But I was like I got to get out of this fucking vehicle because I just can't it was too much

1:11.5

Driving there was like dude, it's so weird because I'm only driving to fucking Pittsburgh right at six hours

1:18.5

Whatever, but I'm the way there we had to stop and I'm like dude this looks like

1:23.1

The Midwest like where are we right now? There was farms and shit

1:27.5

We went to a rest stop to get gas and

1:31.1

I'm filling up the car whatever and then we go inside to get some

1:34.5

Snacks or whatever

1:35.9

Got a Kit Kat obviously and as I'm walking out

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