Let The Babies Hit the Floor
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2021
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
We're all playing checkers while this woman in the storm drain is playing chess.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh yeah, father's day's coming up. The weather's |
| 0:04.4 | Heaten up and whether you have a dad bod or racquet rocking a six pack like me |
| 0:10.0 | Make sure you and your dad are smelling nice and shaved where it matters most make your doubt proud this year |
| 0:15.7 | Get them in yourself the man scape lawnmower 4.0 and the refined cologne by man'scape the brand new lawnmower 4.0 |
| 0:23.8 | And refine cologne is perfect for you and your dad |
| 0:26.6 | I can't wait to surprise my dad with this get 20% off and free shipping with the code JRP at man scape |
| 0:34.9 | And you know what you got it you got to give your dad two of them and then just without saying a word look |
| 0:40.4 | I'm dead in the eyes and take one for yourself |
| 0:44.7 | All right, we've got stories about a a dead bride replaced by her sister bow Burnham talk and my favorite new police chase move |
| 0:52.8 | All coming up on episode one-oh-wait of the jesselnik and rosenthal bandy project |
| 0:58.5 | JRP |
| 1:00.0 | Junior vice president |
| 1:01.9 | God's balls that feels good |
| 1:13.9 | Back in our apartments back where we're most comfortable, you know further away Anthony is |
| 1:19.7 | uh monetized our friendship keeps me at arms length and we're a day late, but we're all in a good mood here |
| 1:26.8 | I'm feeling good at least yeah, I decided to I decided to go a day late. I I've been burning the candle of both ends doing a lot of shows |
| 1:34.7 | Running run me around doing a lot of run me related things and had them in sleeping that well |
| 1:40.1 | And then yesterday I had like almost nothing to do. I was very excited the dog walker came took run me |
| 1:45.6 | I'm just gonna chill and I'm gonna take a nap before the podcast. This is it like noon. I feel like I've got |
| 1:51.5 | I've got seven hours to just to relax chill out. I'll wake up shower eat and I'm ready for the podcast |
| 1:57.2 | And I took a little let's say legal medication just for my mom to not get upset something to help me sleep |
| 2:04.1 | And walk up like four hours later like I couldn't on there. Yeah, what'd you say? |
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