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Social Studies

Let's Watch TV: Golden Girls

Social Studies

Joe Dombrowski & Gaspare Randazzo

Comedy, Stand-up

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2022

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

To honor the amazing life and work of Betty White, Fran and Joe watch a classic Golden Girls episode. Joe gets offended at Fran's lack of familiarity and Fran learns a few things about CBD before they re-cast a potential movie reboot of the show.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's up, it's Joe. Thanks for listening to the podcasts. Before we get into it,

0:04.2

I want to remind you guys that this spring, 2023, I am back on tour. You can get your tickets

0:09.1

at MrDTimes3.com. I'm coming to New Brunswick, New Jersey, Honolulu, Spokane, Toronto,

0:15.5

Sacramento. Then I'm filming my first ever comedy special at the Blasco Theater in Los Angeles,

0:20.6

California. After that, it's Denver, St. Louis, Burlington, Vermont, Nashville, Austin,

0:26.4

Billy, Charlotte, and Madison, Wisconsin. Get your tickets at MrDTimes3.com and we'll see you there.

0:56.4

We watched it. Oh, we're good. Okay, here we go. Are we recording? Hello, everybody. And welcome back to

1:07.4

watch TV. Mom, before we start, I had to tell you a funny story. Ellen, my friend came over this week

1:18.8

and she was talking to me. She goes, she said, do you know Juliana and Derek off? Do you

1:27.9

know? I know who they are. Yes, me. And I, I do know who they are. Right. But in my head for

1:35.8

some reason, I heard her say, do you know Juliana and Derek off? Like it was some Russian person named

1:45.2

Juliana and Derek off. Oh, Derek off. Okay. So that her name was like Juliana and Derek off

1:51.9

and A N D E R K O V. Right. Right. Geez. Okay. I thought it was hilarious. We were laughing for like an hour.

2:01.1

You're completely unfaiced. Well, I'm not drunk. I'm not either. It's like noon. But I don't know

2:07.4

Wednesday. Maybe when you were talking to Ellen. I was not drunk with Ellen. We were having,

2:12.4

we were having mid-afternoon fah. That's Vietnamese for fah. Okay.

2:19.5

God. Did he know them? Why did she ask you the question? I don't know. We were talking about something.

2:23.5

She, we were talking about how like Juliana off can get a little like drama on, do you follow her on

2:31.6

Instagram? I don't. I used to watch her on Dancing with the Stars. Not drama, but she can be a little

2:37.6

like, I don't know how to put it other than like, no, she can be like a little crystals heavy.

2:44.2

Like she's very like, oh, crystals will like cure you and like do this like naked yoga and

2:53.2

sunsoke your perineum. Wow. And like, do you know what a perineum is?

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