Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat.

And potatoes.

Now, here's your host, head chef of the men's room.

The Ted Nugent.

Head chef in the house.

Thank you, folks.

Thank you.

Now, maybe it's just a random day you're driving around. Maybe it's a road trip. Maybe it's a Sunday morning. You're hurting a little bit. It's a go-to place fast food-wise for beverages. Miles, that would be of your hungover at McDonald's. There we go. All right. For me. Well, listen, I have talked about this for years. My mom doesn't have a ton of vices. She loves Coca-Cola.

So for years, I thought she was kind of crazy when she was like, McDonald's has the best Coca-Cola. They hands-down do. Oh, that's a fact. Yeah. I also think they have some of the best sprite. Miles, what do you go for when you go to McDonald's? Typically, a large vanilla shake. Oh. Yep. Wow.

All right.

And a Big Mac and fries.

All right.

I mean, vanilla shakes still a beverage. I have some... What about a beverage-wise? Hmm. Well, in the morning, I get the vanilla ice coffee. Okay. And then from there, be Diet Coke all day. And then the evening, I'm going to get that vanilla milkshake. All right. All right. Thoreau, what are you getting? I mean, always a milkshake, but since we're talking soda, probably Sprite. Thank you. Mike, beverage soda-wise. I mean, other than the milkshake, Ted. I'm going on with the Dr. Pepper. Really? Oh, yeah. What do you mean, really? I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm just one of those people.

Like, Dr. Pepper doesn't do it for me.

One of those people that hates on Dr. Pepper.

But the idea, I don't know.

Like, if you buy it and bring it home, I go, all right.

But the idea of like going to a place and then they offer, like, yeah, they have other options, is what I'm saying.

I just, I find it crazy.

And there's a lot of theories.

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