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Let's talk about whether Trump could really take Greenland....

Beau of The Fifth Column

Beau of The Fifth Column

Society & Culture

4.8965 Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Let's talk about whether Trump could really take Greenland....

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0:00.0

Well, howdy there, Internet people, it spell again.

0:05.0

So today, we're going to talk about whether Trump could really take Greenland.

0:12.0

Okay, so we had a question that came in, and it's both something we're known for doing on this channel and very different.

0:20.0

But we're going to go over the

0:22.3

math and the feasibility of something, as we often do when rumors come up, or some cut-rate

0:28.7

politician or pundit advises something, or when some authoritarian decides they want to knock

0:34.9

over their neighbor. Quote, Bell, somebody has to ask, so maybe I'll be the one.

0:43.2

Those videos you always do that are, no, Russia can't take Ukraine in three days. No, we don't actually

0:51.6

have the troops to enforce real martial law in the U.S.

0:55.2

No, we can't take and hold Venezuela with this many troops.

0:59.7

No, the bombing run on Iran isn't a prelude to invasion.

1:04.6

So here's the question.

1:06.4

Can the U.S. really take and hold Greenland?

1:10.6

As people who have seen the other videos like this know,

1:14.5

taking and holding are two very different things.

1:17.9

What makes taking and holding something hard?

1:21.6

Large population.

1:23.9

Greenland doesn't have one.

1:26.2

Drastically different terrains and climates.

1:28.3

Nope. It's all pretty cold and rough.

1:31.3

Heavy military presence.

1:33.3

Nope.

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