Well, howdy there, internet people, it spell again.

So today, we're going to talk about Trump needing a map and the hard way.

As it becomes apparent that Trump's moves in Venezuela failed to bring out his desired results,

Trump is now promising yet another intervention

in a place with far more devastating consequences to the United States.

Even if it goes well, which it probably won't.

But beyond that, Trump apparently needs to take a long, hard look at a map before he sleepwalks the

U.S. further into decline. Trump said, quote, we are going to do something in Greenland, whether they

like it or not. Because if we don't do it, Russia or China will take over Greenland, and we're not going to have Russia or China as a neighbor.

Geographers and experts who own highly specialized technical equipment, like a globe or a map, we're confused.

Greenland is about 1,000 miles from the U.S. If Russia was to take it,

for some reason, Russia would be a thousand miles away. Tomorrow Island, part of Russia,

and yesterday island, part of the U.S., are less than three miles apart.

Russia is already our neighbor.

Mainland Russia is closer to the U.S. than Greenland is.

The standard joke is that politicians will often send kids off to war in countries they couldn't find on a map.

In this case, maybe it's true. As far as China,

until China attempts to take over Taiwan, I feel like we can rule out the possibility of them attempting to take a country roughly 5,000 miles away. Aside from that, both Russia and China are smart enough

not to make a direct land grab against NATO. Almost everybody in the world knows that's a bad

idea. The problem is, those that don't all seem to work in one place.

When talking about Greenland, Trump said, quote,

I would like to make a deal the easy way,

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