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Well, howdy there, internet people's bow again so today we are going to

talk about convicting trump and ham sandwiches and mangoes and a message I got from Germany because there's a running

theme but the message I got from Germany was the funniest whole bunch of people

asking why he hasn't been indicted yet.

But the message from Germany really put it, put it together in a nice way.

And it's funny because it started off with you know something

to the effect of pardon you know pardon my English while it was probably the most grammatically

correct message i ever received But the general gist of it was, hey, y'all have so many people

in prison there. It can't be that hard to lock someone up. Yeah, I mean that's true. The running joke is that a federal

prosecutor can indict a ham sandwich. If they can indict a ham sandwich odds

or they can indict a mango mousolini.

But that's only part of it.

Can they convict that mango afterward? And I know right now people are like well they

definitely have the evidence. Well they definitely have the evidence to indict.

But can they convict when a third of the jury pool is still saying oh that's my

president dear leader it's going to be really hard.

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