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UK residents, T's and C supply.

Well, howdy there

internet people lids bow again it must be really hot in Texas because it seems

to be affecting the way people are thinking.

So today we're going to talk about the wall that Texas is going to build, apparently.

The current governor of Texas, Abbott, is basically going to solicit online donations

to build the wall in addition to a 1.1 million dollar budget because the online

donation thing that worked out so well last time. There's a whole lot of problems with this idea.

Let's start by saying that it may not be a good idea to spend more than a billion dollars to build something that has already been proven not to work.

That super secure best fence ever the wall that Trump put up

was defeated in about 15 minutes by a Saul'saw. That's a reciprocating saw to people up north. I'm going to suggest

that may not do the job. I would also point out that that wall the best that's ever been built down there, that ran about $26 million a mile.

So even if they were able to cut the cost in half, that 1.1 billion is going to get them about

80 miles a wall.

Now I don't know how long the border between Texas and Mexico is, but I know

how long it takes me to drive through Texas due at 90. I'm pretty sure 80 miles ain't going to cut it.

Aside from that, it needs to be pointed out that Texas doesn't own the border, which means they're going

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