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UK residents, T's and C supply.

Well, howdy there internet people,'s about again so today we're going to talk

about teachers in Texas and Ted Cruz because I gotta be honest the teacher

asking me about that first aid kit, that got to me. It really did.

And I came home and I was just going to sit down, watch TV, relax for a little bit.

And my phone goes off, and of course it's a news alert

about how teachers in Texas are taking issue with Ted Cruz's approach of hardening the schools

and arming the teachers. And they're saying that they came to teach, not police.

Hang on now. No.

They're not asking you to be cops.

Okay?

I think we saw that the cops didn't do any good.

They're asking you to be soldiers.

So let's put it into that frame for a second.

Your teacher, your drill instructor.

If a recruit has an issue, what would you do?

You would send them to a behavioral health specialist, somebody who has 20 weeks of training.

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