Well, howdy there, internet people, it spell again.

So today, we're going to talk about Trump, Little Green Men, and Obama.

A weird chain of events has raised hopes of some kind of disclosure about alien life by the government.

Okay, so it all started when Obama was on a podcast and answered a question about whether or not aliens existed

by saying, quote, they're real, but I haven't seen them, and they're not being kept in Area 51.

There's no underground facility, unless there's this

enormous conspiracy and they hit it from the President of the United States. Great. More fuel for

deep state conspiracy theories. Thanks, Obama. I think that's the first time I've said that and meant it. Anyway, Obama later

clarified he was talking about a belief in the statistical probability of alien life existing,

not that he'd seen something. Trump decided to make things weirderder when a Fox reporter asked, quote,

Barack Obama said that aliens are real. Have you seen any evidence of non-human visitors to

earth? Trump replied with quote, well, he gave classified information. He's not supposed to be doing that.

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He followed that up with, quote,

I don't know if they're real or not.

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