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what was better or worse when you finally gave someone to try? I'll tell you the one thing that I never wanted to give a try. I was hard on this. Finally did it. It turns out it would say, okay, was going to cruise, right? It's my 50th birthday. I said to my wife, do you want to go to Malta? I was just in a bad mood. She's like, what's in Malta?

I said, I don't know.

That's why you go, right?

Somewhere we have no idea what the hell's going on there.

So. said to my wife, do you want to go to Malta? I was just in a bad mood. She's like, what's in Malta? I said, I don't know. That's why you go. Right? Somewhere we have no idea what the hell's

going on there. So we had some friends over for dinner that night, and I'm telling me my big plan to go to Malta and they asked the same thing. They said, why? I'm like, well, why not? What do you know about it. They said nothing. I said exactly. That's why I want to go. So, and it's

into Mediterranean, so I know the weather would be great. They were like, you should do a cruise.

I said, no, that's why I want to go. So, and it's in the Mediterranean, so I know the weather would be great.

They were like, you should do a cruise. No, that's the last thing on Earth that I want to do. They're like, dude, we're telling you, man, we've done cruises. They're fantastic. So my view of a cruise is just what you see on TV, right? Carnival Cruise Line, Disney, Princess. Wake up, you eat breakfast.

Right.

Then what is just...

Are you already out the new port Princess. Like you wake up, you eat breakfast.

Right.

Then what is just, are you already out the new port by the time you wake up? Well, that's the difference. In my mind, a cruise was, I was a picture like the Caribbean cruise. So for three days, I'm stuck on a boat with people I do not want to be around, but there's nowhere to go unless you throw yourself overboard, right? that. And I know that is a pessimistic outlook, but here it is, right? That's just why I saw it. And I'm like, I don't like being trapped in a place. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's what I'm saying? I want to do something, right? So they explained that this cruise line, I said, look, one, it goes all through the Mediterranean. I had never been there, so why not? That helped. But each day, you're in a different port of call. So, like, we picked it up in Barcelona.

That's where we boarded the boat.

Like, cool.

Got it. So why not? That helped. But each day, you're in a different port of call. So, like, we picked it up in Barcelona. That's where we boarded the boat. Like, cool, got to see some Barcelona. The next morning we were in, I don't remember, but somewhere in France, I believe it was, right? Then the next day, we're in a different place in France. So each day, we're in a different port of coal, got to see all these different cities.

So I would do that again.

I still don't want to do like a carnival cruise or anything.

But the one thing I did not want to do, I'm not a big, hey, let's go on a sightseeing thing.

But I am married, so we got a sightseeing thing.

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