Let’s Not Go Brandon!

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Improv

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Cipha Sounds and Toni Charline join Matt Besser this week for scenes about an extra flirty pai gow player, dating for Halloween candy, bringing nuts on a plane, taunting at a kid’s basketball game, and more!

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0:00.0	Q1, you are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only. Improv for humans,
0:14.1	with Matt Besser. Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests
0:20.1	will perform fully improvised scenes. Today's episode features human guests, cypher sounds,
0:26.9	Tony Scholline. Welcome to Improv for humans with Matt Besser. That is I. Why am I speaking like this?
0:40.8	You know, Brett, we've been speaking a lot about Halloween because it's my favorite holiday. So I
0:46.6	might continue that with our guests on the show. Tony, back in the saddle and cypher sounds. I know
0:53.4	you back on the show. I believe you did it at Del Close Marathon at some point, right? Am I
0:58.7	misremembering that? Have I done Del Close Marathon? No, Improv for humans. Oh, never
1:04.4	close. Oh, I never did. Welcome to the show then. Thanks for having me. This is a big deal for me.
1:09.2	Well, because I'm human. Yes, you are human. And from New York City, it's wearing the cypher sounds.
1:17.0	We were possibly going to have you on the show last week, but you were in Vegas. So I just want
1:21.5	to start there. Tell me about Vegas. What were you doing there? So you know the comedy club,
1:26.8	the comedy seller. Sure. They have a new spot in Vegas. And it's finally opened back up after
1:32.9	the global pandemic. So I spent a week there working on some jokes and material. And it's in the
1:40.7	Rio. So it's utterly depressing for the most of the day until you do the show. Oh, it's in Reno,
1:49.6	you said Rio, the hotel Rio in Vegas. Oh, I don't know the hotel Rio is that it's a pressing place.
1:55.3	Yeah, it's like it was it was like built in the early 90s. And it was supposed to be like
2:00.7	state of the art back then. Yeah. And they haven't touched it since like nothing. So the rooms
2:11.1	are pretty big, but they're just all in gross. All right, we cut us checking into this. Yes,
2:18.7	sweetie. This was this hotel was built in the 90s when I was kind of in my prime. Like this is
2:27.8	okay. All right. Yeah. This is a cool. This is a grand chaotel.
2:31.8	A grand chaotel. Okay. Like, oh, like a kitschy sort of like theme thing, like a grand
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