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Two T's in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.

Hi, guys.

Welcome back to another episode of Two T's in a Pod with myself and Dolores. Hey, hey, hey, we had an agreement today. You got fucked it up. I did. I fucked it up so bad. I should have instacard it, but you can't because there's no level. Like, there's no Jen before I. I leaned into it. I almost put my Santa outfit on from when being Vicky did the TMZ bus.

Wait a second. That's that's a try hard. So I am. Hold on. I look at I decorated. I even got the

Santa Mrs. Claus boots on. I made it nice. You made it nice. And you are in black. You're like

the opposite of Christmas. Well, it's because I have the flu

I woke up oh well why did you do that lagging shit and I don't have time for hold on one second

I'm gonna fix this oh okay okay is this better bitch that's better at least you oh my horn my horn, my horns. My horns are falling off. Yeah, the

horns. I did you were right the first time. Oh, God, it's because I got this little pea head.

You know, I yelled at Paul for buying this. And I was, it was on the pile to go to the shelter.

He bought it for you and you don't like it? What is it? No, he just bought it. He buys things. Like he's, he shops a lot. He's an impulse buyer? Yes. And this is so cute now. I'm excited. Aw, see, now you look a little bit more festive. Yes, I do. And I'm good. I even feel better. You know what? Whoever isn't festive,

I was watching Scrooge last night. And, um, you know, he got festive in the end. And I'm feeling

very festive right now. Okay. Lean into it. I love it. So how's everything going? You're done

Christmas shopping? Why do I think you're going to say no?

No, I haven't wrapped one gift. I don't know. Because when you're sick, right, and you only have a certain amount of hours in the day, you have to wake up very early. And I haven't been able to get out of bed for like the last two days. So it got me good. Oh, that sucks. Well, I got up with a new mindset.

I've been not consistent at the gym. I've been since the show has been over. I've been eating more.

I mean, I go to the gym, but not like I normally do. I'm eating more than I normally do. And my

stomach's been upset. And I thought, fuck, I do that. I know. I don't like you. Stop that. Stop that. So I got up early. I didn't have time to go to the actual gym, but I have a treadmill here. So I did that. Then I did abs. And I did arms. And, yeah, then jumped in the shower and got ready.

And I had a protein shake for breakfast.

It's disgusting.

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