Let’s Have A Gay Jerk Off Contest For Christ

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:42:01 Pure Hypochondria Is Streaming Everywhere! 04:04:15 The Sad Math Of Streaming Music Profits 06:54:18 Wheel Of Triumph Challenge 08:23:15 Billy Ray Cyrus And His Achey Breaky Rage 15:56:17 Hate Preachers / Very Very Gay Preachers 20:17:04 Roseanne Is Out To Expose The Vampires 25:31:01 Soverign Citizen Turns Traffic Ticket […]

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0:00.0	Without further interruption, let's celebrate and suck some dick.
0:05.0	Freaks, it's Friday, September 27th, 2024, coming up on the program today.
0:09.0	Come on, all you type 6 shidders, push out that mushy mush plus audio of Billy Ray Cyrus
0:15.5	pitching out his wife and another conservative media figure participates in a
0:20.3	gay masturbation contest all this this was your voicemails today.
0:27.0	This is a song about corn nuts and intensely crunchy snack.
0:30.0	It's not about anything else.
0:33.0	When you're all alone and there's no one home and you've got nothing to do.
0:39.0	Don't despair, just pull up a chair.
0:42.0	And here is what you do.
0:44.0	Bust a nut, bust a nut,
0:47.0	grab a bag of corn nuts and bust a nut.
0:50.0	They're lightly toasted and hard as hell.
0:53.0	Enjoy yourself, we won't tell.
0:57.0	Keep it in your drawers till you're ready for more
1:00.0	or leave it on your shelf.
1:02.0	Girls and boys go on and make some noise while you entertain yourselves.
1:07.0	Bustin' nuts, Bustin' nut.
1:10.0	Grab a bag of corn nuts and bust a nut.
1:13.0	They're lightly dosted and hard as hell.
1:16.0	Enjoy yourself.
1:18.0	We walk town.
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