Look at you with your fancy pants job, sitting at your laptop all day, on your video meetings, saying things like,

let's circle back on this, or can you drill down on that, or deep dive.

You know what you are, don't you? You're entitled, that's what?

That's right.

Most people who use a screen at work are entitled to claim free eye care.

Ask your boss about getting one of our vouchers.

Should have reached out to Specsavers.

This is Paul Hawksby.

Andy James, that's very strange.

H&J Daily is some of the best bits of this afternoon show. We were joined by Danny Kelly as always. Yes. To have a good

look back on the Premier League weekend. So we'll bring that to you. We had a bit of a chat about various

things. And the world, understandably since Friday in the last couple of weeks, Ali Pally, has gone

darts mad.

Crazy.

So what if you're in the retail business selling darts stuff?

Even Andy's thinking of making a purchase.

As you'll discover, here it all is.

Six minutes past one.

Good afternoon, everyone.

Good afternoon, Andy.

Good afternoon, Paul.

I'd like to start with an email I received this morning,

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