“Let’s go bowling”
The Tony Kornheiser Show
This Show Stinks Productions, LLC
4.6 • 10.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Tony. On today's show, we will talk to Michael Wilbon about the end of the regular season in the NFL. |
| 0:04.5 | We'll also talk to Chuck Culpepper about the college football playoffs. |
| 0:07.2 | But first, let's do some commerce, boys and girls. |
| 0:13.2 | Previously, on the Tony Cornheiser show. |
| 0:16.9 | And I sit down, and I open up the scone thing. |
| 0:20.2 | I didn't like it. Because, as Michael said, you open up the scone thing. I didn't like it. |
| 0:21.9 | Because, as Michael said, you're not a scone guy. |
| 0:25.0 | No, I don't, I didn't like it. |
| 0:26.8 | It was a big ball of dough. |
| 0:28.7 | It had no taste. |
| 0:30.1 | So I went around sort of like a mouse, eating just the raisins, opening it up, getting crumbs all over the place, putting the crumbs into |
| 0:38.5 | the paper bag that I had, being very neat, very tidy, eating the raisins. About eight raisins, |
| 0:44.4 | 395. Eight raisins. |
| 0:49.6 | The Tony Cornizer show is on now. First and last scone. That's it. No more scones. No more. Let me just say, before we start the show to Dave Carey in Birds Road, Pennsylvania, it's a lovely note. I feel all of it. It's very beautiful. And yes, dog owners are dog owners. Thank you for that note. Um, the end of the red zone for the year. |
| 1:12.6 | That's it. Red zone's over. Yeah. The witching hour. It's the greatest 18 weeks of all time. |
| 1:17.4 | It's the greatest television show of all time. So sad. It's gone. Yeah. You know, now you have to |
| 1:21.5 | watch the games. You have to watch the commercials. You have to watch the nonsense. And you realize |
| 1:26.3 | how much better the Red Zone is than everything else. It really is. Yeah. On the other side is I can stop paying for the Red Zone and I can reduce my cable bill a little bit. Do you ever go to the Red Zone and say like June? Just click on it just to hear the music that they have. In June, they don't have the music, I don't think. No, they do. In the music. I think it's all you long. The worst is when you come downstairs after putting the kids to bed and you just see the light of the red zone on. The music. Red zone is tremendous. Our great thanks to Matt Abbottball, who has a running shop in Evanston, Illinois. Commonwealth Running Company. Yeah, sent a big box of that. Oh. And very, very nice, deeply appreciative of that. Very nice. So, you know, I could bore you with all the golf I played in the last few days in the freezing cold and literally in the freezing cold. It was pretty cold. It was pretty cold. Yes. And some wind. A little And some wind. A little bit. I'm aware I get the morning update from you. I get the course update from Columbia and your personal update. But if it's not windy, if it's not windy, you can dress and play. You're not any good. I'm not a good player. It doesn't matter. I just like being outside doing this. You know. It's a great way for you to collect your thoughts. If I go by myself, if I go by myself, I'm out there alone. I'm first out. There's nobody on the course but me. I can drop three or four balls from wherever I am. What are your diary entries like right now? They're just, you know, they, they specifically say, I can't hit this shot. It's the second shot on 17. I cannot hit the shot. I never get the shot in the air. And I, and my diary is filled with, I, again, I didn't get, I took four shots at it. Got to play up the left side of the fairway. Use the ramp. I just couldn't. I'm no good. I don't get the shot in the air. I actually read his diary the other day. Mike, he would be curious to, you'll be interested to see this. |
| 3:11.1 | So we beat all... the fairway. Use the ramp. I just couldn't. I'm no good. I don't get the shot in the air. I actually read his diary the other day. |
| 3:08.7 | Michael, |
| 3:08.8 | you'll be curious to see this. So we beat on boats against the corn. Board back ceasously into the past and manned it cold. Watch the clock. So let me talk. Michael is here. So Michael had not been here for a while. I made record time with a drive back. |
| 3:23.1 | Shout out. |
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